On the 16th
of June, 2002, The "Cemaes Crew", consisting of committee members, Linda,
Hillary, Jane, Llinos, Steve & Ken, set out for the wilds of Bala in an effort
to raise funds for the Cemaes Bay Branch of the R.N.L.I., by attempting a
sponsored Whitewater Raft Race. Accompanied by numerous supporters, this
foolhardy bunch of "nutters" had initially to undergo a "crash course" (on dry
land) in the basic skills required to ensure that the same number of "rafters"
that started the "run", finished it.
After the
first wet" dry run", which was intended to familiarize them with the hazards of
the course, the "timed" run was undertaken and for just under four minutes (3
minutes, 59 seconds, to be precise), the "crew" battled against the elements,
themselves and the other competitors, in an effort to complete the course in the
fastest time possible. As a reward (???) for their gallant efforts, a final "fun
run" was organized, the result of which was, that what little part of the crew's
anatomy which they had managed to keep dry, succumbed to a force of 10 tonnes of
Welsh water a minute flowing through their "nether garments". However, all the
pain, suffering and physical discomfort was deemed worthwhile when it was
revealed that their efforts had resulted in the "The Cemaes Crew", not only
finishing joint twelfth in the competition (out of 36 teams), but they had
raised sponsorship for the R.N.L.I. of over £850.00.

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